Get my ebook for free, today thru Saturday on Amazon. Method of Life
But I don’t have one of those fancy Kindles. That doesn’t matter. If you’re reading this, than you have a computer…obviously. You can get the Kindle App for your computer, PC’s and Mac’s. So there is no excuse, unless you don’t like to read and if that’s the case than what the hell are you doing looking at this blog with all these words. Go somewhere else, where there are just pictures.
But I’m not down with Amazon or their Kindle.
Fine. You’ll just have to wait a little longer to read the greatness that is Method of Life. It will be available through other ebook services in a few months…there might even be a hard copy if that’s your bag. Maybe I’ll write my name in one if you want. It’s going to cost more though, cause that’s the way the world works.
The free book promotion is going well. How well? I’ll never tell. Insert maniacal laughter. I had zero expectations so anything is good really and at this point in the game, just getting my work into the hands of people who might actually read it and tell me what they think is a win. Really that’s the hardest thing that no one ever tells you. You can do something great and I’m by no means saying my work is great, I’m just using some amazing fictional work of greatness as a stand in…you do this great work, but until you get people to take the time to notice, you might as well be holding onto it with both hands and giving people who could be interested an evil look when they walk in your direction.
And that is publishing on the Internet! You’re screaming at the top of your lungs, look at me and this thing I made. The catch is that the Internet is full of people trying to get their work noticed. So it becomes a game of who can yell the loudest. And apparently offering things for free, is a good way to get noticed. People like free stuff. Who would have guessed. I’ve given away more books this week, than I’ve sold since the book was released. That’s sort of a bummer. Yes, I still use the word bummer. Deal with it.
Oh well. I’m an artist and I don’t care about things like sales numbers. I make art for arts sake, not to make money. What’s that, medical bills are overdue? And now they’re turning off the water? I don’t need a doctor or showers.
They’re cutting off the internet.
Ok, now it’s serious.
Download my free book. Read it, then write a review….then tell your friends the title page was more enjoyable than all of Twilight. That’s right, I said it. Method of Life